He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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