i think my mom watched the whole time
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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