using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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