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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
What drink are we having for lunch?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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