I love black thongs
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
