I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
no you cant smoke seaweed
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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