no. you can't hotbox the world.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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