party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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