Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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