We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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