im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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