If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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