He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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