I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
