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I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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