btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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