You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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