"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I think people are normalizing furries
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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