My friends, they love my intelligence
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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