Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
