I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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