People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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