We're like a lot better than the average bears
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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