Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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