I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
