yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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