counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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