I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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