Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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