you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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