Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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