Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
operation harelip BJ is a go
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I still have a little drunk in my system
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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