I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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