we're blogging at a bar
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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