ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
