Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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