About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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