Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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