she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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