Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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