The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
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But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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