just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
