that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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