White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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