I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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