My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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