So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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