Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
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He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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