It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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