We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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